"Tommy likes motherfucking salami," I said during a computer class during my sophomore year in high school. Unfortunately the teacher was sitting right next to me. She gave me a detention, but she really should have given me some extra credit points. You know (and if you don't, you betta acts somebody) that my comments about Tom enjoying salami for lunch (or dinner) gave her some conversation to bring home to her husband (or maybe wife :) ). I can't see it now, but I'll type it -- she and her significant other sit down for dinner at 7:13 to eat their favorite dish, and amazingly enough, it's salami. She takes a bite and smirks. "What is it hunnybunch? Why you smirking? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The significant other starts to unbutton IT's shirt. "No. no. But maybe later. Salami usually gives me gas, so prolly not...Anyways, you should have heard what one of my students said today in class. "What did they say snookums?" "There I am kneeling next to this kid, helping another student. Out of the blue (or black; maybe even some green) he starts singing 'Tommy likes motherfucking salami'. Can you believe that snoogles?" "No...I can't".

We'll dissect the phrase significant other later?

"Black guys with freckles should be illegal," said me. Yeah, I said it.

"What's that girl's name, the one from Africa that's bowlegged from chasing all the cheetahs?", asked a highschool sista

Quote of the Day "..."

Nov. 13, 2005

"If you're afraid, go home and buy a dog," sports announcer Mike Patrick said during this Sunday's Browns-Steelers game. Like you, I know exactly what Mike is trying to convey through this comment. No need to put his words in context. However, I've learned, you can not trust anyone who has a firstname for a lastname. For instance, Frederick Douglass, an escaped slave that taught himself to read, and played a major role in the abolitionist movement. Watch out for those firstnamed lastname people.

Also, tell me something Mike. How can you go home and buy a dog, unless you live at a kennel
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Nov. 10, 2005

"I wish I were a person," said a DePaolo Middle School student. I told him, maybe next Halloween.

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Nov. 8, 2005

"I love this man, " said Drew Rosenhaus today, referring to Terrell Owens. "Love", a word you might say expressing your feelings for your mother. When Drew utters these words to Mrs. Rosenhaus, does she feel the sincerity. Because I certainly did hearing these two mistas talk. In fact, in the words of Ben Harper, "I'm taking the mister out in front of your name" because these guys are a disgrace. And now I'm confused what the word love means.

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"I'm not against bread," said John Anthony Kennedy - my dad - he's never been afraid to take stances on the most important topics of the day.

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